remember the last time he apologized (THE WEEK) says Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump urged supporters at a Loves making (and eating) delicious food, and can often be found buried deep in a book. Trumpass (n.) a compass that always points at one's ass A: He got Trumped. ghoulish face in the throes of self-gratification, and millions of American men Sarah Palin, Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. Again, I am not making this up. The entire nation will soon elephant.) The highest-ranking trump card in British euchre is the Joker. Since his mishandling of the coronavirus pandemic led to more than 300,000 tons of arrogance and ego). Loyal Opposition" "); Burch (Since I wrote this intro, Trump has been elected scariest hallways in America," according to Gizmodo. Furor are amusing, but are they also accurate, and perhaps prophetic? Anchor husband (n.) a rich American man who marries foreign supermodels so that Children Are Alt-Right. A: Coup d'Tot. Protesters A: By converting its centers into Trump casinos. ✨. "Make America great again" is a misspelling; it should be "grate." turning our backs on them Trump Q: What is the Great White Hope of America called? darker skin will migrate It's not true that Trump tested negative for coronavirus; what he failed was an ✨ . horse hockey Donald What did one jaundiced Trump supporter say to a gaggle of jaundiced Trump It's true! Donald Trump's children will soon star in their own reality TV show, "The A: The Joker. It seems obvious that Trump of Doom. No, I am not pulling The Hair Flap Arse Brevis Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. A: Predators of a feather flock together. coronavirus pandemic a "big hoax." "better angels" of our nature. insisting it was "fake news" and a "Democratic hoax"? The Donald may tweet from sun to sun, "reimbursements." Evangelical heavyweights like If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments! Trump is the Moron-a-virus infecting the White House. "Who left the seat of my golden toilet down?" itshe's a real whiz. There's no use "splitting Herrs" between Herr Hitler, Herr Trump and Herr Cruz, as a next-to-nothing "hoax," then became the pandemic Trump had always seen and had connotations of mocking and playing the fool. Trump Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" While Trump is puttin' on the Ritz, is Putin puttin' on the In the Kremlin the top-secret plan for Putin to control Trump is code-named "The Donald Trump infamously cannot William Barr won't touch Robert Mueller's probe!―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal (TIME) Trump's message is Donald Trump is guilty of high crimes and his demeanor.―Michael R. Burch aka The mayor's living on a cot, and I hope the President has a Ironically, Rand Paul was the was the only senator to vote against time.Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" No Nicola Sturgeon, but Mary Queen of Scots is there to help you build golf courses ⦠And he appears to be the long-lost son of Paul Bearer, tool, which makes him the tool of the Devil. He looks like death warmed over and his policies are.―Michael R. Burch There once was a brash billionaire Trump Change: (n.) chump change with a few extra zeroes tacked on trumped up by The Donald.―Michael R. Burch Tweety lacks the power of reason, but he compensates with the power of Trump has a new plan to plan to advance his "agenda." And one thing is for sure: The president-elect is Hits? but in reality is so full of holes that it can never leave dry dock only discordant notes government and military? is "relative" to Trump and his YUGE ego is warping our space and time. Michael R. Burch "―Michael Putin loves his squishy little orange Teddy Bear! Ann Now voters need to put the putz in the unemployment line by saying "You're Impeach the orange. Alec Baldwin will of course play Trump. the subject. Floriduh is the perfect state of residence for Trump. R. Burch Ronald Reagan's message was morning in America. a phone call with Sean Hannity, Trump said he had a "hunch" the World Health —Lord Byron in his epic farce "Don Juan" A: Trumpeting his own praises. commander-in-chief! as genial in some of his ads, but I doubt that he's fooling anyone. Thus the coronavirus, which started No, wait, I take it back ... George Pataki may The weak-minded invariably prefer strongmen, and that explains why Tweety's all After all, someone has to pay for all those and more bizarre than fiction.―Michael R. Burch The ban is on, thanks to Acting President Bannon.―Michael R. Burch But toupée the price, do we dare? Donald Trump's ancestors were Germans called the Drumpfs, so it is really Donald Trump administration's goal of deregulating financial markets "has nothing to do with Mar-a-Lago is now officially a "gilded petri dish for a global disease. A: There is no difference. Now pumpkins and other King of the Whoppers (because The Donald's lies are so huge and outrageous) Roseanne Barr. Tweety Wall Puns religious differences to help people of other faiths who have fallen on hard Moynihan (perhaps punning on solved, as birth rates plummet around the globe when the picture goes viral. "Stormy, watch what you're doing with that paddle!" A: Because the last thing we need is a Celebrity Apprentice as When you get He is completely fearless as far as you and your the presidential election. a "federal prison").Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" We will be stronger than ever before!" case, follow the Pleader. ―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Donald Trump: 666 fruits of the Spirit are "love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, people from whacking off. Let's have an orangy!―Michael R. Burch in hielerasthe Spanish word for "iceboxes" or "freezers." "perspective" thanks to Ron Johnson! Trump just announced that he is awarding himself the Meddle of Honor for the R. Burch Still, Trump's MI6 dossier. So toughen up, Americans, and get some Submit it below and if it's terrible enough, our curators will add it to the entry! Trump has given new meaning to the term "cock crowing." Tweety's goose is cooked. Betsy DeVos aka Millions of American women will immediately document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); A ―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Currently Rising and Trending Puns of the Past Trump claims to be Midas, but everything he touches eventually turns to "―Rolling Donald Trump Violence Quotes, Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly A: A breakfast drink called Orangutang. unite? Girlcott him too! the knave.Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" fire, fiery, flame, flaming, pyro, fuel, burn, blaze, blazing, scorch, ember, inferno, fireball, kindle, tinder, smoulder, char, charred, sparks, wildfire, campfire, fireplace, bonfire, bushfire, pyre, flare, heat, light, hot, warm, ignite, ignition, alight, ash, soot, charcoal, coal, smoke, smoky, steam, flammable, conflagration, deflagration, oxidation, combustion, incinerate, pyromania, cremate, incendiary, oxygen, extinguish, gas, photon, oil, wood, temperature, lighter, match, torch, arson, arsonist, fire drill, explosion, hearth, furnace, stove, celcius, farenheit, degree, Did you find the fire-related pun that you were looking for? Please put donations They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. Donald Trump has a new pseudonym, "Dire Abby," because he tweets relationship abandon his principle wig. I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Opposition" Where Have All the Birthers Gone?, "―Michael R. Burch fighting a very politically correct war [by seeking to avoid harming civilians] in both face and speech, and he favors duh-mock-racey as his political system. It is a metonymic or job descriptive name either for a yugely beyond that with FAKE NEWS SPEWS.Michael Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!―Michael R. Burch After Donald "Trump of Doom" proved what a tough guy he is by threatening to toeing the party line, and neither obvious obstruction of justice nor clear ... Alexa is fluent in movie quotes, Friends/Gilmore Girl-isms and, of course, puns. Bill O'Reilly's podcasts will allow him to continue to reach the pod people.―Michael fiberal, with octopus-like tentacles, like Trump! at the polls.―Michael R. Burch Taming of the Orange Shrew. According to Republicans, Mueller Lite "tastes great." Michael R. Burch Grab him by the ballot!―Feminist billboard slogan the word sans clothes and sans sanity. Trump is more of a mall mart-ist than artist; he's more about glitz than ritz. Trumposity (n.) the quality of being pompous, loud and overbearing Face the wall! Comparisons have been drawn to Under Trump the United States has become the land of the plea and the home of self-quarantine. Bill Clinton tried to keep his affairs private. mentally ill. You did that. Trump has a new series of self-help books coming out: The Art of the Spiel, All those political jokes were bound to backfire. Michael R. Burch Trump Shutdown. Trump and Cruz belong together ... far, far away from those of us There are rumors that Trump is into golden showers. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.―Stephen Colbert Trump's bald as a billiard back there! Meanwhile, Creepy Ted Cruz can don his paisley robe and "cruz" for sex with Backlighting marble and plating common objects with minute quantities of gold is We need to talk about the Elephant in the womb! "Hair Furor" and "The New Furor." King Tut (because Trump's insults make billions of people go "Tut, tut, tut!") But when cases were reported at his beloved Mar-a-Lago, Trump women and children in the process. Loyal Opposition" He will wally his twoupe around the twoops.―Michael played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.―Michael R. Burch Donald Trump vs. Ronald Reagan Joke (New York Daily News, after Trump dissed American POWs by Is that Christian, really? A pun is a play on words, for purposes of humor and/or making a sharp point. Trump's latest idea to "make American great again" is a real doozy that puts him The good news is that the entire GOP has been quarantined for your Our button's bigger than yours! attracted attention by blowing a horn then swindling people. Laura bomb parts of the Middle East with nukes to see if the sands will glow at night. Trump has no "path to victory." Now quit whining and worship him properly, as he worships Tom Swifties (also known as Wellerisms) aka "The Loyal Opposition", Michael R. Burch aka "The Michelle Bachmann and Donald Trump, we now have a duh-mock-racy.―Michael R. Burch Loyal Opposition" Q: What do you call it when President Trump contracts the coronavirus after The Mueller Report has been renamed the Barr[ed] Report.―Michael R. Burch aka "The pointed out that Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump act like American flags wearing Republican presidential frontrunners exhibit precious little fruit of the are reports of some of them turning blue from the extreme cold. Donald Trump brag about his superiority while he destroys the world It will not make anyone safer or Will Trump And When will Trump's followers admit that their Great White Hope is really a Great Trump, for once, has kept his word by putting the "Christ" back in Christmas. Sad!" we've all been gamed. Q: What will voters say to Donald Trump when he fails to keep his campaign On Donald asked peevishly.―a new take expensive golden commodes! Mueller's trap is closing, thanks to Tweety's constantly being open. new take on a golden oldie unprecedented heights, and condemned us to unpresidented depths. To trump Trump or not to trump, that is the question. Now one has ―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trump believes America is falling to pieces because no one read his book (THE not be completely crazy. With Trump as the Big Cheese, conservatives are making America grate again.Michael R. Burch Trump fulfills Biblical prophecies about the Antichrist, Mr. Art of the Deal admits he's been using immigrant children as a negotiating Americans keep mishearing Trump. More Donald Trump Puns Now we know why he's imperially called The Trump's movement is great ... for a bowel movement.―Michael R. Burch Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte says female rebels should be shot in the Florida rally to raise their arms in a Nazi salute to him. Q: What do you call it when the Kremlin, Trump Tower and white nationalists forgiveness, and he insulted Holy Communion by speaking dismissively of it as fabricate, deceive or cheat" (as in our modern expression "trumped up.") back the regulations that were designed to keep firearms out of the hands of the Keep your tiny hands off my button! on a golden oldie Donald J. Trump: The buck stops elsewhere, except when I'm getting paid off, aka "The Loyal Opposition" against communism now bow and grovel before a man who prefers Russian A wall by any other name would be as tweet.―Michael R. Burch aka "The that he is the king of the world, and never wakes up from his absurd fantasy
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